![]() And you don't really "play" the battles at hand anyway - instead you more so just watch it go down after setting some basic parameters. More than just "bad," the fighting animations are barely even there, much less anywhere near on par with other epic battle games. The problem is that Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator is beyond a one trick pony - it barely even has that one trick at all. We can finally re-create that segment from A Christmas Horror Story! Santa fighting off a horde of zombies? A horde of Santas (what's the plural of Santa, by the way?) fighting to the death against a cadre of dinosaurs? Penguins versus legionaries? Kangaroos versus orcs? That all sounds like a smashing good time - if it were actually implemented well and had any actual gameplay. Here's the thing though: unlike I Am Bread or any of its bad physics indie cousins, at first, Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator actually sounds amazing. It's more of a tech demo than anything else, letting you make silly battles that will be amusing for somewhere in the neighborhood of 45 minutes - at best - before it gets very, very old. That cycle strikes again with Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, a "game" that doesn't really have any business being out of Early Access. Seriously? 3,000+ positive reviews for I Am Bread?!?!? ![]() Go back and try to play either of those game after a month away from them - I dare you to! No one in their right mind will actually think, "Man, this is a quality gaming experience right here." It happened previously with dumb, barely-playable games like Goat Simulator and I Am Bread, as the games in question somehow racked up thousands of positive reviews because a famous streamer decided to make fun of it one day. And then the storm breaks and the world moves onto the next big thing. Minecraft 1.There's an obnoxious cycle where the whole internet goes nuts for some silly "game" that barely qualifies for the title, taking over news feeds and YouTube channels for weeks. Landfall have also released a new game: Rounds, a shooter game now out on Steam. Original players will receive coins to spend in the in-game store, set to release on 19 April. The game has proven popular, with "overwhelming positive" user reviews on Steam, and has spawned two spinoffs: Totally Accurate Battle Zombilator ( TABZ), a survival horror game released in April 2017, and Totally Accurate Battlegrounds ( TABG), a battle royale released in June 2018.Īlongside the release of TABS 1.0, TABG has gone free to play on Steam. ![]() You must place your own units down, staying within your budget, and be the last standing in a battle to the death. The game entails playing through a variety of themed stages, each with a predetermined collection of enemies to fight. TABS was first released in alpha in late 2016, and entered early access exactly two years ago. The patch notes for the game's full 1.0 release list the addition of two new factions (themed character types), two new campaigns, and two new levels, along with Steam achievements and multiplayer. In a post on the game's Steam news page yesterday, developer Landfall Games announced that TABS is out of Early Access with multiplayer and two new factions After many years in development, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator ( TABS) has exited early access to be fully released on Steam.
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